ninjacephalopod: (Bandanna bwahahaha!)
-s really sad though ya know?

Know what?

Kids today, they'll never understand, they get things too easy!

Tell me about it!

Like computers. We didn't have computers when we were kids! We did math in our heads, on our hands.

Yeah!

And porn! You know where I saw my first naked woman?

[Snort giggle] No, no I don't!

In a magazine I found on the side of the road! Kids don't have that you know? They just...you know?

They get on the internet and type in boobies!!

Exactly! Exactly! You know it's like...

They didn't have to work for it at all!

Exactly! And they think it's so easy to pretend they haven't like we don't know!

Please, so many boys in my house as if I don't know!

But we know!

What do you know?

I know...I want another round!

YEAH! And some Pot stickers!

[Audio cuts out]
ninjacephalopod: (Sweatdrop uh oh)
Good Morning,

I am Mansuke Jinnouchi and I am in need of a trained doctor willing to make daily house calls.

My mother has arrived in the digital world and she has various health concerns that need to be attended to. Back home my brother served as her primary physician and well...yes. He's not with us in this.

This seemed like the easiest way gather a list of .skilled individuals.
ninjacephalopod: (Sweatdrop uh oh)
Um, hello. My name is Mansuke Jinnochi. I'm a Fishermen from Nagoya. I guess we're supposed to introduce ourselves when we arrive here...or at least that's what Sheckie here told me.

You bet! And trust me I'm an expert! I know all sorts of things!

Oh yeah? Do you know where our money is?

M-money, what money?

Are these friends of yours?

Mmmnope. No friends. None at all I swear.

Yeah we aren't his friends, more like...his business partners. And we're here to collect what we're owed.

Oh hey um...look over there!

Huh?

WATER SCREW!

ARRRGH!

RUN!

What?

*click*

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